Pig Pushing through Pig Net

The Infamous Pig Stampede of 2023 (All Hell Breaks Loose)

Yesterday started off as a good day. It did not end the same.

Buckle up…. It’s a long ride till the end.

The time had come to move the pigs to a new paddock. They had rooted up and trampled the old one pretty good. Last year’s paddocks had recovered quite nicely and were filled with tall, lush, green, grasses that we were excited for the new pigs to enjoy. This area was on the opposite side of our path into the woods and the current pig paddock, so we had to make a laneway across the path and then open it up into the new paddock. This laneway was more narrow than normal but still a good 15ft wide.

Unbeknownst to us, this was our first mistake.

All was set up and ready then CJ realized that he had forgot to move the large feeder into the new paddock. We empty out the feeder and leave the buckets of feed in that area of the old paddock while we move the feeder into the new paddock and set everything up again. CJ places the feeder in the laneway but closer to the opening of the paddock area. He doesn’t fill it with feed yet, as we figure we would fill it once they were off exploring.

Unbeknownst to us, this was our saving grace and our downfall.

CJ and I decided to video the whole process of setting up a new paddock and moving the pigs. We hoped to document how easy it was, the methods we used, and to show the pigs enjoying new pasture. It was supposed to be educational for others, however, we ended up learning a valuable lesson ourselves.

All started out well. The pigs were trapped in home base while we prepared the laneway and paddock. The time came to release the pigs into their new area. We are used to the pigs being cautious and exploring the new areas slowly. So, I got in place in the middle of the laneway, with my camera ready, and talked sweetly to the pigs to coax them out. I have been spending time with them so that they willingly come to me when I crouch down and call them. This worked well and they started to emerge.

They walk slowly down the laneway, sniffing and exploring. Once they get past me is when the problem began. Some hover at the feeder looking for food instead of exploring the new area. The feeder placement now makes the pigs stop or forces them to go around the feeder making their walking area even smaller. Two of the pigs are walking close to the electric net fence. They are walking side by side touching one another. We will call these two pigs: Pig 1 and pig 2 with a cameo of Pig 3 . These are the pigs that will unknowingly cause pure chaos and the impending stampede.

Pig 1 is walking on the right, by the fence. Pig 2 is on the left walking beside pig 1. Along comes pig 3 who walks up to the left of pig 2, placing pig 2 in the middle of a pig sandwich. This is the moment where everything goes to hell. Pig 1 starts to turn to the right. His little piggy butt goes left nudging Pig 2’s piggy butt. Pig 1 continues the turn, but he is too close to the fence, he doesn’t have room. His face brushes the fence sending an electrical current through his body into pig 2. Pig 1 continues his turn to the right. Pig 2 however, is quite surprised that his little piggy butt just randomly exploded with electricity. This spooks him, understandably so, and he tries to turn right as well to escape his own behind attacking him. However, he is blocked by Pig 1 who is still in the process of turning around and pig 3 on his other side. Pig 2 is stuck between two pigs, with his butt ablaze with electricity. He chooses the only option of escape available to him. Straight into the electric net fence. He bursts forward with an amount of instant energy that only a spooked pig can, and his nose goes through the bottom square of the net fence. His behind is no longer on fire with electricity as now his face has exploded with it. There is nowhere to go. He is in full panic mode, so he musters all his piggy strength, says to hell with this, and pushes forward. He pops his whole head through the square and is determined to plow right through, which he does successfully. In this moment of the video, you can hear me say “Oh shiiiiiiiii!” and CJ say “Oh, not good, not good!” as he bursts free of the fence. He is free, running wild. (We will post the video on YouTube in the very near future for your viewing pleasure)

Fence is destroyed
Fence is destroyed!

Pig 2 at this point is confused and looking at Pig 1 running away like a mad pig and thinks to himself… “What the heck is going on over there?”. Pig 3, thinking the same, has turned to see what is going on as well.

I drop the camera and run to the fence. Pig 2 has lifted part of the fence up. I remember yelling to CJ if I should hold the fence up so he can get Pig 2 back in. This is the moment mass hysteria sets in and our hopes and dreams of a successful paddock switch is utterly crushed. Another spooked pig runs right under the fence in pursuit of Pig 2. All the other pigs are now scared of whatever has scared Pig 2 and being herd animals, they all rush the fence. In a matter of seconds, we have 10 panicked pigs running straight through the fence. Some are tangled in the fence, getting electrocuted, screaming, and some are making it through. They completely destroy the fence, 9 of them eventually making it out. One pig, I call him Possum, had been stuck in the fence for about 10 straight minutes as CJ and I are trying our best to contain the situation of 12 crazed, freaked out, scared, pigs. CJ runs over and frees him from the fence, but he is on the wrong side of the fence now and runs for his buddies.

All our pigs have now escaped to an area that is no longer fenced in. $12,000.00 worth of pigs are now running wild, in a direction that will eventually lead them to the road if they continue it. This is our worst fear. If you have ever tried to catch a scared, small, pig, (much less 12) you will understand that fear. My heart breaks for this catastrophe, and in that split second as its breaking, I think of CJ, his love for farming, the pigs, and the heartache that this will cause him. My hears shatters a second time. I did not even know your heart could break twice in the same instant.

Thankfully, the pigs all head back to their original paddock and the bushes there that they had come to love hiding under. They nestle under the bush for safety and the comfort of what they know. They are still for the moment. CJ jumps into action, grabs a roll of wire and gets to setting up a one strand wire perimeter fence around the area hoping it is just enough to contain them. I call Little CJ in the house, inform him of our emergency, and ask him to come help. He drops what he is doing and comes out to assist.

While CJ is trying to get the perimeter fence up, the pigs calm down a little and start to emerge from the bush. This has the potential to be very bad. Little CJ & I try to block them from open areas without spooking them any further. This includes, moving slowly and calmly. However, if they run, we must move quickly, which spooks them and they will scatter in all directions. Some change direction and head for an open path, which will eventually lead them right to our neighbor’s cow pasture. My poor heart drops again, but we are able to block them, and they head back to whence they came.

Eventually one of them noticed the feed buckets we left and begins to head over. The others follow and they proceed to chow down. This is good for the moment. It allows the three of us to finish the perimeter fence and then to begin trying to reconstruct the net fencing around them. We do the best we can with the net fence as it is tangled, torn, and twisted. We get it done though. It is a wreck, but it is something.

Both CJ’s move into place as blockers and I try to approach the pigs, calmly, slowly, talking sweetly to announce myself. I move one bucket at a time away from them up to the home base, hoping they will follow. They do not. I spill some of the feed out and crouch down calling them. They are not having it this time. They have already filled their bellies and are no longer interested in the feed or me. We spend a long time calling them and trying to gently coerce them back to home base, to no avail.

I remember reading something about using marshmallows to get pigs to follow you, so while they are calm, I run to the house and my horde of “smores supply” marshmallows. Big CJ at the same time realizes that they have a belly full of dry feed and no water. They will be thirsty. He grabs a water barrel and starts filling it with the hose up in home base. He runs back to help block again. The barrel starts to overflow and trickle down to where the pigs are.

I come running back with my marshmallows, and notice that the pigs are following the stream of water back to home base. I start throwing marshmallows in to entice them further. This works and all the piggies make it back to the safety of home base. Big CJ closes them in with a hog panel and a couple more strands of hot wire.

They are contained. They are safe. We can now breathe again. Our nerves are shot, the pig’s nerves are shot. The pigs bed down in the hay for a nice nap, and CJ & I just sit and watch them for a while, making sure all is well.

We decide to keep them in there for a few days so that they learn to respect the fence again.

We rewatch the video in slow motion and conclude that the narrow lane way, placement of the feeder (with no feed in it) were the initial mistakes and catalyst to our disaster, as we have NEVER lost a pig to the net fence. The area was just too small, they all stopped at the feeder, clogging up the laneway, did not know the area, and had nowhere to go once spooked.

So, in an effort to educate others, we have educated ourselves with a lesson that we will not soon forget.

We will eventually have to move them to the new paddock, with changes to our method, but for now we are just relishing in the peace that they are contained and safe.

Never, and I do mean never, is there a dull moment on the farm!!!

PIgs in Paddock 2023 for Posting

Silvopasture Pigs Project Update

Hi Everyone!

The Silvopasture Pig Project is going according to plan (which is exciting and a bit surprising).  We did have to make a few adjustments based on changes to the paddock-shift plan as well as getting the piglets almost a month earlier than planned but fortunately, we have a lot of flexibility built into the plan!  Originally, we were going to get piglets with Duroc/Yorkshire cross genetics because of their ability to rapidly pack on the pounds (high feed conversion rate) but due to a disease that affected that farm we had to jump through hoops to find any piglets we could. Thankfully we were able to source piglets from Pig Hollow Farms in York, PA (the same place we got piglets last year) and now have 12 happy piglets making mud in Paddock 1.  These pigs have primarily Large Black genetics with some Berkshire and Duroc mixed in which gives us a nice mix of brown, black and possum-colored pigs to raise.  If you would like to know more about our project and NE SARE (the organization funding it) please go to https://northeast.sare.org/ and look up project FNE23-053.

Pigs in the mud
It doesn’t take long to turn grass into well-churned mud!

Over the past couple days, we have gotten a ton of rain which has made much of Paddock 1 a muddy mess.  We made a short 2 minute video of Paddock 1 which you can view here.  Although it looks like the pigs are damaging the landscape, we have seen this before with our previous 2 years of pigs and the land will recover and visibly improve as soon as we rotate the pigs to paddock 2.  They have a couple more weeks to go in Paddock 1 and as long as we keep shifting the location of their waterers and feeder, we should leave this paddock better than we found it.  Once the pigs move to the next paddock, we will heavily seed the bare spots with a seasonally and shade-level appropriate pasture seed mix and take before and after photos to add to our data.  We will also take follow up soil tests of all the paddocks after the pigs are processed in October to show their effect on fertility.  This year’s paddock rotation will encompass about 3 acres for 12 pigs, and we expect the data to show improvement to plant species variety and soil fertility, while showing little to no negative soil compaction.

Please continue to follow us through our project and if you know of anyone with some unused woods or pasture space that would be interested in raising their own pork, please direct them to Skyline Pastures so that they can see what we are doing and replicate or improve upon it!  We intend to publish updates to our Silvopasture Pig Project every other week so that the data collection is as rich as possible.  Thanks again!

-CJ and Tanya

 

 

This material is based upon work supported by the National Institute of Food and Agriculture, U.S. Department of Agriculture, through the Northeast Sustainable Agriculture Research and Education program under subaward number FNE23-053.

The love the variety to woods has to offer!

Our 2023 research project!

Good Morning!

We are excited to announce that our farm was selected to participate in a research grant focused on developing small-scale silvopasture systems using pigs!  The funding will come from Northeast Sustainable Agriculture Research and Education (NE SARE) and will be conducted over the next two years.  Our goal is to take initial soil readings and a plant inventory, run the pigs through our paddock rotation allowing them to do their piggy thing in the woods, and then take follow-up soil samples and a plant inventory to gauge the effect the pigs have on the woodlot.  Our hope is that the data will demonstrate the positive effects pigs have with regard to fertility (naturally spreading their manure), plant diversity and control (disadvantaging non-desirable or non-productive species), and minimal to no soil compaction.  Our results will be made publicly available through a variety of outreach methods including publication on the NE SARE website, frequent updates at skylinepastures.com, an interview on the Pastured Pig Podcast (release date TBD), and workshops on our farm.

The piglets have arrived on the farm!

Ideally, we will be able to clearly show that farmers (or anyone interested in raising pigs) can take underutilized woody areas on their property, and with minimal infrastructure can profitably raise pork while improving their land.  The potential benefits of this project are increasing the market for forest-raised pork and therefore increasing the demand for specialized pork processors and producers while sustainably benefiting the land here in Pennsylvania and anywhere else these methods are adopted.  This project will also benefit animal welfare by raising pigs in their natural state rather than in barns or on concrete pads.  A cursory search of the interenet will show that there are others raising pigs in a similar fashion but it’s not easy to find anyone showing the results and benefits with quantifiable data in the way we intend to present it.  If you are interested in raising your own pigs, or if you want to know more about where real food comes from, then please follow our work and don’t hesitate to reach out if you have any questions about our methods, or our farm in general!

Thanks!

-CJ and Tanya

The fire is quite hot at first!

Experimenting with Biochar (the freaky s#$%)

Spring is almost here!

On our farm we are constantly improving everything we can regarding care of our animals and care of our land, and one exciting new way we are working to do just that is through the use of biochar.  Biochar is simply (or maybe not simply) charcoal that has been allowed to become filled with plant-available nutrition and bacteria.  We use a retort we built from recycled materials so that we can heat wood without burning it.  This process results in the wood being reduced to pure carbon (charcoal) which we then put through a composting process to allow that carbon to take up all kinds of nutrients for our soil.  Once it has been composted, also referred to as inoculated, we will add it to our garden plantings, tree plantings, and areas that will benefit from increased fertility and water retention.  We will publish before and after pictures as well as our retort building process so that anyone who wants to replicate our process can.  The retort looks like this:

A quick Google or YouTube search will yield many useful and interesting results for making and using biochar.  Here is a link that we have found particularly informative: Biochar Resources – The Survival Podcast

Biochar retort kiln
This is the kiln built from relatively easy to find materials

This site has taken the time to consolidate many (more than you likely will need) biochar resources into one easy-to-reference page.  One thing to consider is that before you bother improving the soil with biochar (or any other amendments) you would do well to stop any detrimental practices you are using such as tilling, spraying herbicides, pesticides, chemical fertilizers, not gardening, etc.  As was stated in a seminar we recently attended; “Get the basics down first, then you can worry about the freaky [stuff]”.

This is charcoal produced by the kiln
Biochar soaking to break the hydrophbic properties

Another exciting piece of news is our farm was selected to conduct a silvopasture research project by Northeast Sustainable Agriculture Research and Education (NE SARE).  Our project will consist of developing a system of pig rotation and establishing beneficial plants in our woodlot so that we are not only providing the pigs a more diverse and nutritious diet, but also improving the overall biodiversity and wellness of our woods and soils.  We will publish our activities and findings frequently so that other farmers (or would-be farmers) can see what we are doing and replicate it while avoiding any mistakes we have already made.  We look forward to showing you our progress as this project takes form!
Thanks for reading and have a great day!

-CJ and Tanya

Pigs in a woodltot

Big things coming this farming season!

February is the month were things start to get into gear for the upcoming farming season. Our
focus this year will be to continue to transition our pig grazing area in our woodlot from thorny
underbrush to a vibrant silvopasture system. Silvopasture is essentially pastureland that incorporates
tree species for a variety of beneficial effects. First the trees provide shade and water retention that the
grasses and animals can make use of. Additionally, many of the tree species we use will be edible so
when we prune the leaves and lower branches the pigs will have additional nutrient-dense forage in
addition to all the goodies they already find in the woods. The pigs have already had a tremendous
positive effect on our woodlot by opening it up, eating or uprooting many undesirable species like wild
rose bushes, and spreading fertility throughout, and we are excited to see how far the beneficial effect
can be taken. We are also taking out many trees (most of which are standing dead Ash killed off by the
Emerald Ash Borer) to open the canopy and dramatically increase the sunlight hitting the forest floor.
This increased sun exposure will allow many grasses and legumes to bloom for the pigs to come through
and eat.

Our silvopasture system will also attract a much more diverse array of insects, birds, and other
animals into our pastures which will all have their own beneficial impacts. As the system improves it will
inevitably augment the already spectacular quality of our pork and eventually, as the grasses become
truly established and perennial, we can run cows in the woods ahead of the pigs to increase the diversity
and quality of our farm even further!

2023 will also be our first year running workshops designed to educate farmers (or would-be
farmers) on additional options for running small-scale profitable operations within their communities.
Not everyone working a traditional job thinks they can raise, process, and sell meat but that is not
necessarily true. While we do have 12 acres here on the farm, we use less than half to run our current
operation and we believe that many others could replicate what we do. If you are interested in coming
out to see how we do what we do, or if you know someone else that may be interested, please have
them email us at skylinepastures@gmail.com or give us a call and we can set up a tour.
As always, thank you for your patronage and of course thank you for reading these updates!

-CJ and Tanya

Cows at an IBC Tote Feeder

2023 is going to be our biggest, best year yet!

Good evening, everyone.

We are going to make 2023 our busiest and best year yet! In addition to processing 2 beef cattle, 14 forest raised hogs, 15 Thanksgiving turkeys, and hundreds of pastured broiler chickens, we are going to significantly improve infrastructure on the farm.  We will expand our forest paddocks to provide more diverse forage for our pigs and improve the farm overall. Additionally, thanks to a generous grant from the Pennsylvania Veteran Farming Network, we will be running water to all of our pastures to better facilitate watering our animals and eliminate the cumbersome task of running hoses and carrying buckets of water all winter long.

Cows eating at night
By moving the feeder around we are able to spread manure and disturbance throughout our pature.

We are also working to catalog our processes and document our farming practices so that others can replicate them if they so desire. Many of our customers are veterans and of those, many have an interest in agriculture and self-sufficiency. We want to clearly demonstrate scalable systems that potential farmers can use to raise livestock both for themselves as well as commercially on their properties. We will continue to blog, post to YouTube  (we know there isn’t much there yet, but please subscribe so that you can see things as we upload them), and post to our Instagram and Facebook.

We will also be hosting an on-farm workshop in the late summer/early fall to demonstrate the dramatic positive effect our pigs have on our woodlot. This workshop will have participation from other organizations within Pennsylvania who are interested in supporting and encouraging farmers to build regenerative silvopasture systems on their farms and homesteads. If you are interested in participating, please reach out and we will add you to the guest list.

As always thanks for reading, and we hope you will join us in making 2023 an excellent year!

-CJ and Tanya

Our beautiful Brahma rooster outside the coop

Moving the Chickens and Ducks!

There are benefits (and drawbacks) of frequently moving your birds which we would like to briefly detail below.

Winter is the period where our birds typically turn into freeloaders while the daylight hours are short. This year the ducks have picked up the slack providing us a couple eggs a day while the hens take a break. We have 16 ducks and 12ish chickens running in a mixed flock that we contain with poultry netting. We would prefer to let them run free, but the chickens have a bad habit of getting eaten by foxes and the ducks like to head over to the neighbor’s and mess up their flower beds. That being said, hawks still land in our fenced area and eat our birds and the new Muscovy ducks fly out and do as they please, so our efforts are so-so at best. Additionally, their water requires electricity to keep it from freezing so we need to be careful where we keep the birds in the winter so that they are within reach of an extension cord.

One of our Muscovy ducks giving us a nice pose.

The birds have a relatively large area but with almost 30 of them running around they need to be moved pretty frequently or they start to have a negative impact on the land. Manure can accumulate faster than the ground can absorb it, ducks make mud-holes that take time to fill and reseed, and the mobile coop shades areas which inhibits vegetative growth. The movement process was very easy pre-duck since we could just move the coop at night while the chickens were sleeping, and they would simply wake up in their new area like nothing happened. Since the ducks have joined us however, movement has become significantly more complicated. The ducks never sleep (at least not at the same time) and have no interest in doing what they are told. They need to be herded through laneways constructed of fencing which is time consuming and doesn’t always work. Ducks can be less than brilliant and sometimes will get tangled in the fencing for no reason other than to cause us angst. The last time this happened, Tanya was stabbed in the hand with one of their dagger-like claws so now our ducks have tasted blood, and I fear they enjoyed it.

The new plan is to still move the chickens while they are in the coop (either dusk or dawn), and after the coop is in its new location, to herd the ducks while using food as a motivator. This plan worked relatively well this morning. If you are interested, please check out the process at https://youtu.be/JCKd2Yhcyuw. You will see that, with some minor hiccups like an attempted duck escape, the process works pretty well. Also there is a point where the hitch gets stuck to the Kubota and if you pay attention you will notice that I trap myself and the Kubota in with the birds!  We also intend to significantly improve video production and editing during 2023. Should be a fun project! 

Thank you again and until next time, 

CJ and Tanya 

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When it gets REALLY COLD on the farm!

Last year we had some cold nights here at Skyline Pastures and they caused quite a bit of trouble, especially with animal water. We were out in the woods every day breaking water for the ducks and were constantly swapping out waterers for the chickens. We took notes and started this winter thinking we were much better prepared…and we were. Right up until the temperature got below 13 degrees this year. 13 degrees seems to be the magic number where all of our preparations and electric water heaters become ineffective.

Ducks need constant access to a pool of water for the purpose of dunking their beaks and general ducky activities.  Typically, we use 2 black concrete mixing trays but this year we decided to use two of the thin blue kiddie pools thinking the deeper water would stay liquid longer and we would be able to break the ice each morning and top off with the hose. We are now back to using the concrete mixing trays. Both of the kiddie pools froze solid and cracked when ice removal was attempted.

Frozen Duck Pools
These pools are too fragile for the cold winter days.

The cows have a 100-gallon water through with an electric floating heater that we were sure would be able to handle any temperature mother nature could throw at it. Nope. We needed a sledgehammer to break that ice. There was a small hole where the heater sat, and the rest was a 6-inch-thick slab of solid ice. To make matters worse we ran a length of empty hose about 300 feet from the barn spigot to the cow trough and even though the hose had no ice in it to start, the flowing stream of water froze solid before it could travel the distance to the cows. At least we had the Kubota to haul lots of 5-gallon buckets to top off their water.

Cow Water Trough
This needed a sledgehammer to give the cows access.

Next year the plan is to trench in water line to anywhere we keep animals and have frost proof hydrants to ensure liquid water throughout the coldest months of the year. This infrastructure project should take our farm to the next level and reduce the long winter days of hauling buckets. Here’s to next year!

Cute PIggy Nose

Feeding the pigs…is dangerous

Pigs are large.

Pigs are hungry. 

We have experienced some feeding issues this year with the pigs. They have been wasting a large portion of their feed. Last year CJ built a barrel feeder and while it worked for the 6 pigs, we were not overly pleased with it. With the additional pigs this year, we knew it just wasn’t big enough.

So earlier this year CJ built a larger feeder using a food grade IBC tote. It was definitely big enough to accommodate all 14 pigs and he thought he had built it in such a way that they couldn’t waste feed. He built it with two PVC pipes at the bottom that the pigs could nudge, and feed would fall down from the container. He also built the base small enough to where they could get their heads in, but they could not lay in it and push feed out onto the ground. We expected this feeding system to work well for us. We were incorrect. It did work as it should, however, the pigs were still able to knock a good portion of the feed out onto the ground. Once this happened, the feed was lost as the pigs might eat some of it, but most of it would be left to rot. We were spending much more than we anticipated on feed costs and gas to pick up the feed from the mill. This just couldn’t continue. 

We had big hopes for this feeder

CJ decided that he would feed the pigs in two troughs, twice a day. More work for him but this would help us cut down on our losses and motivate the pigs to eat all the feed knowing that they no longer had the choice to free feed. This works well since we can monitor exactly how much they are eating. They also seem to eat all the feed with little wasted. However, this has produced yet another problem for us. 

The pigs now know when feeding time is and they are very excited for it. They have been waiting to eat and they are hungry, hungry, piggies. They are also about 300lbs each. Imagine fourteen 300lb animals all rushing at you at once and you can imagine how this presents a problem for the person with the feed buckets. With the previous feeding system, the pigs knew they could get feed anytime they wanted and didn’t really worry about us coming into their paddock. Now every time CJ goes in, they think it is feed time and get excited rushing at him. They also fight each other to get to the trough. I used to have no issues going into the paddock as the pigs never presented any problems for me. However, I no longer feel safe going in with them. I am a tiny individual and while I would like to think I am small but mighty, each pig has me by about 200lbs and all 14 of them together have me by about 4,100lbs. I am no match for 4,100lbs of excited and ready to fight for feed, beasts. No thank you. CJ agrees with me on this as he has had his own issues.

Once at feeding time CJ was walking back and forth, stepping over the fence, trying to be quick grabbing his feeding buckets when he fell. He fell right on the fence, continually getting zapped, trying to get up while piggies were climbing on his legs. If this wasn’t enough, once he did get up and back to feeding the pigs, they all surrounded him at the trough. One went through his legs and the others beside his legs, packing in tight and pinning him there, jostling him around as he tried to get his legs free so that he could get out of the pig’s way. While he did manage, he almost fell again in a pile of pigs. This is not a position that I want to put my tiny self into. 

They pigs are never aggressive, but they are hungry, and they will fight each other to get to the feed. CJ told me again today that he will be the only person going into the pig paddock due to safety concerns. As if I needed telling twice. I choose life every time!

Eating is sometimes a lively event!

Farming is a continuous learning process. Change any part of the equation – the number of animals, feeding system, new areas, different breeds of animals, anything – and you will find yourself back at the beginning, trying to figure out new ways to handle things.  What worked before no longer works for you. We are still small scale and still trying to find our groove. Each year we grow our business and each year things change again. We learn a little bit more than we did the year before. That is part of the process and the beauty of it. We will continue to learn and keep at it!

Cows on the move

Moving the Cows  

First let me preface this blog post with the fact that I did not almost die today. This was solely due to my expert planning and strategic measures.  

 

The two new cows have been doing great in their pasture. They have been happily munching away and doing a great job of clearing the tall grasses. We have been keeping them in smaller paddocks through out the pasture so that they concentrate on one area at a time. This has been working well for us and the cows. They have cleared out their pasture so we wanted to move them into a closed off paddock inside Jasper’s pasture so they could take care of the tall grasses there as well. Poor Jasper cannot keep up with a whole pasture by himself! 

Alayna and I had decided to run some errands and since she now has her learner’s permit, she was driving. I had her drive up to the pasture so that I could tell CJ that we were leaving. Upon our arrival to the pasture, I see that CJ has already set up a lane of electric fencing from one pasture to another. This is it; he is going to move the cows.  

Now, the fencing he is using… I do not like this fencing. I do not trust it. It is small, flimsy, and only comes up to about my knees. We all know how short I am, so I have zero faith this is going to contain two large cows. I express my concerns, however, CJ decides that “it will be fine”.  

I advise Alayna to put the van in park so we can watch the show. I call Lil CJ out to watch as well. I do make him get in the van and close the door. He opts for a sunroof view. Alayna expressed concerns that the cows might hurt my nice minivan. I explain to her that, 1: The cows are not angry with my van, so they will not charge us and 2: My van can move much faster than those cows so should things go south, just drive away.  

Now it might sound a little strange, or an abundance of caution that my children and I hid in a minivan for this event, but for those of you that do not know the previous cow relocating event, let me tell you a story within a story… 

 The last time CJ tried to move our last cow, affectionately named Cow Cow, from one pasture to the other he did not use any fencing. He assumed that Cow Cow would just follow him if he had a bucket of feed. CJ’s brother Aaron was over that day, so he figured we had extra help if things went south. The kids and I were standing nearby to watch. This was poor planning on my part as a parent.  

Things started off well, with Cow Cow following CJ with his bucket-o-feed. Cow Cow calmly emerged from his pasture. Once he had passed the gate and was out in the yard, he realized that he was not on a lead and that this silly man with the bucket had no way of containing him. Cow Cow was free. He proceeded at that point to happily run wherever his big ol’ cow heart led him. The particular direction that he chose was right for the kids and I. Not choosing death by cow for my kids or myself, I yelled for everyone to climb up on the huge pile of cut logs. It was the only thing nearby that we could use for safety. We all climbed quickly up and evaded Cow Cow. Only this pile of wood is not stacked well and is unstable. It is also HUGE. The logs themselves are HUGE. It starts to shift under our weight, and I advise everyone to stay perfectly still. If this wood pile were to collapse, we could be seriously injured & then trampled by our own crazy cow. This was not my brightest plan, but there we were, trying to avoid the cow and not get crushed to death via our sanctuary of choice.  Cow Cow is perusing the edges of the wood pile this whole time, either contemplating bringing us down, climbing up, or possibly just wondering what the crazy farm lady is up to now.  

He eventually loses interest in us and our wood pile and decides to frolic around the open yard, enjoying his freedom. CJ and his brother are now chasing him, and Cow Cow is running everywhere they do not want him to go. Cow Cow runs all the way down to our barn. The kids and I are able to climb down to safety. I decide that I need to be brave here and help the men contain the cow.  

I grab a large stick nearby and head towards them. I tell myself that I can do this, cows are not killers, and by God I am a farm wife, I should be able to do this! When I arrive down by the barn, Cow Cow is between the men and I. The gate to the new pasture is open and I figure we will just kind of guide him to it. Cow Cow has a different plan. He turns to face me, and I see the twinkle in his eye. I know what he is thinking. He is about to call me out on my bravery. I hold strong, stick in hand, ready to come into my glory as a cow herding farm wife.  

He then runs straight for me at a full cow gallop. NOPE! I drop that stick, turn around and run as fast as I can straight through the thick briar bushes and hide behind the bunny cage. I am not strong, I am not brave, I am not a glorious farm wife. I am a ‘scared of my own cow’ farm wife and that is how I will stay! Love me or leave me, but first… rescue me from the briars please.  

I missed the rest of the adventure, being stuck in the briar bushes and all, but the men were successful at getting Cow Cow back into his old pasture. We never tried to move Cow Cow again.  

So, this is my reasoning for taking an abundance of caution when CJ is about to move the TWO new cows through a tiny little rickety fence. I choose life, and the protection of my large, fast, get-away van.  

CJ proceeds with his plan to move the cows while we watch from the safety of the van. It goes well, the cows get maybe halfway down and stop. Watch here 😊 https://youtu.be/gCKkRfnhcF4  They get spooked and try to turn around but hit the fence and they start to panic, running around each other, and continue to hit the fence, getting more panicked. A prime example of why I do not trust CJ when he says, “It will be fine”. Alayna puts the van in drive and is ready to roll out. I have taught her well.  

CJ does not panic though, and he handles the situation well, stepping out of the fence and letting the cows run back to their pasture. His problem was that the fence lane had gotten narrower as it went along, and the cows did not appreciate that. He fixed the fence and tried again. This time he herded one cow at a time. Watch 😊 https://youtu.be/BfDSIk0V2eU  He was successful, however, while he was walking the first cow through the lane, with his back turned to the other one, the second cow decided to charge him from behind. Alayna notices this and tries to warn him with her cries of “Dad, DAD, you have a cow behind you!”. CJ again handles it well, and turns to face the other cow, who stops her charging, and he is able to walk the first down, and then the other.  

Success! He has done it and my children and I were able to watch safely. I think we will use the van to watch all future cow relocation events.  

I will add here that CJ has a remarkable way of staying calm in these situations. We do not have years of knowledge and experience under our belts with cows, but we are learning and getting it done! Well… He is learning and doing, I am normally hiding somewhere with a stick. 

 I am proud of him & happy for him that he can live his dream. Another success under his belt.